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vuls:

i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 


messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke


white-dress-dreams:

SWOON. 

(here it is!)


"I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon."

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)



theyearofbecoming:

*holds unlit metaphor* it’s a cigarette


TW Parallels: Family

#tw





spongepopculture:

"It grew louder—louder—louder! And still the men chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they heard not? Almighty God!—no, no! They heard!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!"

The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe


spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES